did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have fence marks all over my body
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
