I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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