So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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