Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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