so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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