Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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