I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the condom got lost in my hair
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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