Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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