I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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