butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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