He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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