They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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