ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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