i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
