i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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