He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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