I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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