Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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