Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I look better un-naked...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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