no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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