there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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