just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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