uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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