Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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