i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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