I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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