I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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