he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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