We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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