so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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