bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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