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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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