sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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