I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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