Barsexuality is the new black.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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