I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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