Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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