I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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