Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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