My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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