i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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