I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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