All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
foreskin is a definite game changer
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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