Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Randomize
