AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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