Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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