shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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