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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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