All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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