singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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