I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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