have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I am one with the molecules
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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