In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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